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The Blossip Meter
The tiny sunglasses have returned. We have questions.
An investigation into whether seeing clearly has gone out of style.
Culture · Entertainment · Internet
Blossip
Culture through a raised eyebrow. Selective gossip, useful context, and the stories we’re reading anyway.
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What’s Going On Here?
Why is every celebrity suddenly holding the same water bottle?
Probably hydration. Possibly a very organized publicist.
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BlossipBoy Notices
The soft launch has become a full-time job.
Internet culture found a new way to avoid saying what it means.